HOGROCK River Rally 2023

Oh, you wanna know about HogRock River Rally? Buckle up, buttercup, ’cause I’m gonna tell ya all about it. Get ready to party your ass off for three whole days and nights, ’cause we’ve got NON-STOP FUN coming at ya! You want bands? We got ’em. Entertainment? We got that too, on THREE freaking stages. And let’s not forget about the WILD contests – gotta keep things interesting, ya know? Plus, we’ve got vendors, a poker run, field events, and even HELICOPTER RIDES, because why the hell not? And if you’re too drunk to drive home, no worries – we’ve got camping available at no extra charge. You can pitch your tent and pass out right there on the beautiful Ohio River, next to the Shawnee National Forest. And don’t you dare miss out on the HOTTEST little party in the Midwest, ’cause you’ll regret it for the rest of your boring-ass life. All bikes welcome, but sorry kiddos, you gotta be at least 18 to join the party (and we might need to see some ID, so bring that too).