Not Riding Makes Me Grumpy!
Listen up, fellow road rebels! We’re talking about the HOGROCK River Rally in the wild Cave in the Rock, IL – where the asphalt meets the adventure. Strap in for 3 days and nights of pure, unbridled fun that’ll leave your engines revving!
We’ve got bands that’ll make your ears bleed with joy, contests that’ll separate the rebels from the rookies, vendors with gear that’s as tough as your ride, a poker run that’ll test your luck, and camping that’s as wild as the open road. And yeah, all bikes are welcome – from choppers to sleek street bikes, we’re one big, bad biker family.
Now, let’s lay down the rules, or lack thereof – it’s 18+ only, BYOB (Bring Your Own Booze), but keep those glass bottles away from the stages. Leave the pets, club colors, and weapons at home, and for the love of all things biker, ditch the attitude. We’re here for a good time, not a tough time.
Need to wash off the road dust? We’ve got hot showers to make you feel human again. Campfires are allowed – because what’s a rally without a little fire under the stars? Port-a-potties are scattered like confetti, and if you dare take a dip, it’s at your own risk – no lifeguard on duty, just the spirit of adventure.
Check our website for the nitty-gritty and any last-minute shenanigans. Ride safe, you crazy bikers! The road is calling, and the HOGROCK River Rally is where you answer it with a roar! 🏍️🤘
see you at
53 Edmonson Landing
Cave in Rock, IL